There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
My kind of Christmas tree
no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST
OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST
OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC
stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender